Join us as we discuss the etymology of calamari, adventurous ways to die, and Tim's old mouth. Sometimes we even manage to stay on topic.
The Ellimist is back on his bullshit, and so are we! We debate the difficult questions in this one—like whether or not a capitalist society whose inhabitants are happy is inherently exploitive and whether Jake might be competent.
While Marco and friends try to remember what warmth feels like, we discuss ghost writing before venturing forth into...THE TIM-VERSE.
Welcome to the weirdest Animorphs book to date! We talk Helmacron party games, universal alien combat tactics, and the Square-Cube Law! But whatever you do, don't say the secret word!
Is Tobias still emo? Is Toby’s bark worse than her bite? Will Tim make accurate guesses about what comes next when faced with facts?
The answer to only one of these questions is, “No.”
Would you believe that there are aliens more aloof than Andalites? Yeah, we know it's hard to fathom. But our plucky heroes have found them. And a genocidal Andalite War-Prince. And maybe even love in a hopeless place.
Two things that we never thought would happen finally do: we meet a female Andalite, and we solve the Yeerk invasion problem. All this, and we get philosophical (but keep it Platonic).
It's our one-year anniversary! Celebrate with us as we debate fates worse than death, discuss why David is the absolute worst, and share tips for safely eating slugs.
That David kid is still up to his hijinks, and so are we! This episode: Chekhov's chihuahuas, Animorphs 99, and the most emo bugs.
We've reached the moment everyone has been waiting for: we get to talk about '80s German New Wave music! Oh, also some new guy. And various blue boxes. And we have our first ever listener-submitted animal trivia!
Our friend Christina (you know, the one who did our show art!) joins us to talk about Cassie's trip into the woods. Plus: Yeerk dolphins, where baby Yeerks come from, and...Zoobilee Zoo.
A long time ago, on a planet very nearby....
Tim, Meghan, Alex, and special guest MJ talk about all of the ways that the Ellimist doesn't troll our heroes this time, the original alien war for Earth, and why Ms. Frizzle is the GOAT.
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Join us once again as we discuss dogs, suspicious birds, Ax's BDSM tendencies, and evil Andalites. Also, newsflash: Tim really sucks at guessing things.
Tim, Meghan, and Alex are joined by Brian [last name redacted, nice try Yeerks!] to discuss McDonald's Secret Menu, the key to a balanced breakfast, and the best animal trivia Alex will ever bring to this podcast. This week's moral: Mole morphs, mo' problems.
You've got Yeerks! Join us as we talk about our younger selves' digital lives, Jake's leadership style, and which Animorphs are most likely to commit arson and murder!
Join us this week as we debate what constitutes a butt, learn about dolphin performance anxiety, and visit Sealab 1997.
This episode has everything! Tim leads us in team-building exercises (#TimBuilding)! Jenna teaches us about the Horse Number! We compare notes on middle school sex ed classes! We even manage to talk about Animorphs!
As Elfangor's journey comes full circle, everyone has a good laugh at Tim. But our laughter is a precursor to our tears, as none of us will escape unscathed from the Nightmare McDonald's.
As we continue our discussion of the Andalite Chronicles, we find our selves asking some uncomfortable questions: Is Meghan a Taxxon? Is Tim an Andalite? Is Elfangor morally right or wrong? How long IS Andalite gestation?
The gang gathers at midnight to discuss a most serious topic: how wrong Tim's predictions could possibly be. Also, Andalite culture and history, whether aliens and humans might smooch, and all the ways in which Hedrick is the worst. (C'mon, Hedrick.)