Secrets of Camp Whatever: The Doors to Nowhere
We've knocked loose the cobwebs and dusted off the microphones to talk to Chris Grine about his latest graphic novel, Secrets of Camp Whatever: The Doors to Nowhere (which is SO GOOD).
The Reaction, The Stranger, The Forgotten
Alex and Meg discuss the end of Season One of Animorphs, scheme to pitch a new Animorphs TV series (please don't actually pull Brett Goldstein into our madness), and tuck the podcast into bed for a peaceful, indefinite slumber.
Interview: Alan Doucette
We take a break from talking about the Animorphs TV show to talk to someone who was there: props master Alan Doucette!
Animorphs Graphic Novel: The Visitor
Gag a maggot! Alex, Meghan, and Chris talk about the newly released The Visitor graphic novel, drawing SO MANY ANIMALS, the things we're excited for Chris to design, and...porgs?!
The Capture (Parts 1 & 2)
It's time to wake up and smell the cold potatoes! You'd hate to miss the genesis of Animorphs: The Musical and the latest in Andalite fashions, wouldn't you?
The Escape, The Alien
Join us as we we indoctrinate Chris into the Animorphs TV show, ruin childhoods (and books?), and provide color commentary as Redd wrangles a zoomie Inanna the cat.
On the Run, Between Friends, The Message
Is this really the Jake and Marco show? Are we actually cryptids? Ax? Ax!
My Name Is Jake (Parts 1 & 2), Underground
We're talking about the Animorphs TV series—gather 'round and as we pitch a Shelby Woo spin-off, invent a new genre of Animorphs fanfic, and recount the latest in Bigfoot science.
Slither
We're back with another movie—and we've found the Crayak to The Host's Souls' Ellimist: Grant Grant the Slither. Just in case this isn't already our most indecipherable episode description yet: Alex and Jenna start a game of Cats Me If You Can, we delve into Poke-Cannibalism, and we debate the difference between Dibs and Dabs. (Yes, we're all on TikTok. How did you know?)
The Host
We're back, and this time we're discussing the film adaptation Stephanie Meyer's Boss Baby-prequel, The Host! We were surprised to learn some valuable lessons:
LIVE by rotating your crops!
LAUGH at bad southern accents!
LOVE your slug!
A Change of Plans
Instead of talking about a book none of us felt like we would have much to say about, we're taking a week off! We'll be back in a fortnight to talk about the movie The Host.
Vegemorphs: The Fungus Among Us
Welcome to the book that has forced us to reevaluate what we know to be a vegetable, ponder the viability of a stage musical adaptation of Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, and...wait, what did jet-setting monkeys have to do with this?
Peoplemorphs VII: No Thyme for Love
Only one mind could sift through the last few books we have read to write fanfic that connects the dots between them. Join us, intrepid listeners, as we venture into the great unknown: the mind of Tim!
Want to read Tim’s fanfic? Wait, really? Okay, well, good news (I guess?): download it here.
Humanomorphs 6: What Would We Do without Jill?
I dunno, bud. I don't know.
(CW: Child abuse, body dysmorphia)
Humanomorphs 5: Blasting into the Past
If you take one thing away from this episode, let it be that Keri Russell has more range than you probably realize.
Humanomorphs 4: Air Morph One: Ready for Takeoff
We're all Melvin down here.
Humanomorphs 3: Caution: Contents of this Book May Be Hazardous to the World
At the halfway point in Humanomorphs, we're ready to take stock of our lives. But more importantly, we're ready to shake up the pants-wearing paradigm with GEOPANTSING! Plus: Which Alan Tudyk character is Tim most like? Be sure to wash down this episode with an inappropriate comedy!
Humanomorphs 2: Deep Trouble at Dolphin Bay
Yes, we really read the next one. How else would we have learned about Chekhov's Volcano, The Clueless Hairballs, or Poseidon's multi-level marketing scheme? Chris Grine joins us again—and Jenna makes her long-awaited return—to foil some dolphins armed with nuclear bombs (yes, really).
Humanomorphs 1: The Secret of Bearhead Holler
It's a new day for Minds at Yeerk, as we venture into the unknown of...Humanomorphs? Wait, don't go—Chris Grine (Chickenhare, Animorphs, Secrets of Camp Whatever) just got here! And we all know that a Chris Grine party, like Long Hole, does not stop!
Two stars.
Book 1 (Again): A Post-Morphem
We bring it full circle by revisiting The Invasion—and this time, we scoped out the (relatively) new audiobook to see what we thought! Join us as we revisit some of Tim's earliest predictions (and make him eat his words) and receive a final Dumpster count.