Book 29: The Sickness
This week, we're disrupting the Yeerk/Host paradigm with our new app: Slithr. We also debate the Animorphs' leadership hierarchy and answer a long-standing listener question.
Book 28: The Experiment
Gather 'round, friends, as we discuss John Kellogg's soggy, sad legacy; the greatest hamburger-related scandal in American fiction; and solid snakes and laser crocodiles. Jake!...Jake? Jaaaaaaake!
Book 27: The Exposed
Join us as we discuss the etymology of calamari, adventurous ways to die, and Tim's old mouth. Sometimes we even manage to stay on topic.
Book 26: The Attack
The Ellimist is back on his bullshit, and so are we! We debate the difficult questions in this one—like whether or not a capitalist society whose inhabitants are happy is inherently exploitive and whether Jake might be competent.
Book 25: The Extreme
While Marco and friends try to remember what warmth feels like, we discuss ghost writing before venturing forth into...THE TIM-VERSE.
Book 24: The Suspicion
Welcome to the weirdest Animorphs book to date! We talk Helmacron party games, universal alien combat tactics, and the Square-Cube Law! But whatever you do, don't say the secret word!
Book 23: The Pretender
Is Tobias still emo? Is Toby’s bark worse than her bite? Will Tim make accurate guesses about what comes next when faced with facts?
The answer to only one of these questions is, “No.”
The Hork-Bajir Chronicles, Part 2
AKA, The Fault in Mother Sky’s Flowers
Would you believe that there are aliens more aloof than Andalites? Yeah, we know it's hard to fathom. But our plucky heroes have found them. And a genocidal Andalite War-Prince. And maybe even love in a hopeless place.
The Hork-Bajir Chronicles, Part 1
Two things that we never thought would happen finally do: we meet a female Andalite, and we solve the Yeerk invasion problem. All this, and we get philosophical (but keep it Platonic).
Book 22: The Solution
It's our one-year anniversary! Celebrate with us as we debate fates worse than death, discuss why David is the absolute worst, and share tips for safely eating slugs.
Book 21: The Threat
That David kid is still up to his hijinks, and so are we! This episode: Chekhov's chihuahuas, Animorphs 99, and the most emo bugs.
Book 20: The Discovery
We've reached the moment everyone has been waiting for: we get to talk about '80s German New Wave music! Oh, also some new guy. And various blue boxes. And we have our first ever listener-submitted animal trivia!
Book 19: The Departure
Our friend Christina (you know, the one who did our show art!) joins us to talk about Cassie's trip into the woods. Plus: Yeerk dolphins, where baby Yeerks come from, and...Zoobilee Zoo.
Megamorphs 2: In the Time of Dinosaurs
A long time ago, on a planet very nearby....
Tim, Meghan, Alex, and special guest MJ talk about all of the ways that the Ellimist doesn't troll our heroes this time, the original alien war for Earth, and why Ms. Frizzle is the GOAT.
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Book 18: The Decision
Join us once again as we discuss dogs, suspicious birds, Ax's BDSM tendencies, and evil Andalites. Also, newsflash: Tim really sucks at guessing things.
Book 17: The Underground
Tim, Meghan, and Alex are joined by Brian [last name redacted, nice try Yeerks!] to discuss McDonald's Secret Menu, the key to a balanced breakfast, and the best animal trivia Alex will ever bring to this podcast. This week's moral: Mole morphs, mo' problems.
Book 16: The Warning
You've got Yeerks! Join us as we talk about our younger selves' digital lives, Jake's leadership style, and which Animorphs are most likely to commit arson and murder!
Book 15: The Escape
Join us this week as we debate what constitutes a butt, learn about dolphin performance anxiety, and visit Sealab 1997.
Book 14: The Unknown
This episode has everything! Tim leads us in team-building exercises (#TimBuilding)! Jenna teaches us about the Horse Number! We compare notes on middle school sex ed classes! We even manage to talk about Animorphs!
The Andalite Chronicles, Part 3: An Alien Dies
As Elfangor's journey comes full circle, everyone has a good laugh at Tim. But our laughter is a precursor to our tears, as none of us will escape unscathed from the Nightmare McDonald's.