What's the difference between an alternate timeline and a dream? Yeah, we don't know either, but that doesn't stop us from debating it for most of this episode while we talk about where guilt dreams lead and why the Cannoli Timeline might be the best timeline.
It's time for reconnaisance! And a sleepover! And some Sunday night pool!
Before the Kelvin Timeline, before the Darkest Timeline, just slightly after Michael Crichton’s Timeline (but before the film adaptation of Michael Chrichton’s Timeline), there was…the Oreo Timeline.
Ain't no party like a Yeerk beach party 'cause a Yeerk beach party's got bocce.
Text! Subtext! Yet more Andalite prejudices! All brought to you by our new favorite Andalite love story.
In which everybody wants to be a cat.
Should Cassie build an army of animals that can morph? Is eating a buffalo that can morph into your vice principal cannibalism? Plus: we solve the mystery of why that bowl of petunias thinks, “Oh no, not this again.”
To quote a beloved '90s property about kids fighting off an alien invasion of Earth, "It's Morphin' Time!" Tobias, Cassie, and the others pick up their first morphs; and the team learns that the Yeerks are looking for the kids from the construction site.
Since Day One, we've wondered how we should talk about Alternamorphs. The time has come, and guess what? We're not talking about them. We're playing them. As a homebrew, table top RPG. What have we gotten ourselves into?
Ax teaches his new girlfrenemy about the many uses of human mouths. Oh, Alloran's parents really should have raised him and his brother better.
Rachel, done dirty.
Meg explains plane insurance.
Handsome monkey king!
Come and listen to our story about a kid named Jake,
A teenage commander who can become a snake,
And then one day was he chasing Visser Three,
And found Atlantis full of taxidermy.
People, that is. Meat puppets. Flesh suits.
Hear ye, hear ye! All rise as we power on the Council of Thirteen's projectors, Garoff presiding. Today we hear the case of The Yeerk Empire v. Edriss-562. For the defense, Edriss-562 (but mostly her host, Eva); for the prosecution, Esplin-9466 Prime. This is the sound of a gavel.
In this episode, we talk about an Animorphs book and a movie-musical adaptation of a Broadway musical adaptation of a book of poetry about cats. Guess which one we prrrrrreferred.
Welcome to Minds at Yeerk's Guide to Having Teenage Crushes and How to Undestand Them If You're a Pair of Socially Maladjusted Robots Named Tim and Alex.
We finally reach two moments we have patiently(?) been waiting for: Ax and Tobias talking about their family history and the arrival of the first competent Yeerk! This episode brought to you by Tim's Black Market Furby Emporium. [CW: This book includes scenes of torture.]
We’re split over how we feel about Rachel’s split with herself—but that doesn’t stop us from inventing a new holiday or musing about ‘90s-themed middle school dance soundtracks.
If you've been waiting for us to discuss country music singers, this is the episode for you. Plus: our favorite road trip activities and Alex's Hannah Montana reboot pitch.
Come take a ride with us: the dumbest elevator ride in history. While we're at it, we'll discuss what Marco's mom has got going on and the dangers and delights of being friends with an Andalite.
We regret to inform you of King Henry’s death at the hands of Big Chocolate Milk. But take your mind off this tragedy with our discussion of John Barrowman, time-traveling Mailboxes, and the National Daddy.